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BdU @ugroyp I had a panic attack in my dream (never had one in real life) because I was going somewhere very nicely dressed but I forgot to wear any jewelry (I get withdrawal symptoms without gold on my skin). I think it might be a dark omen. I think it warrants an emergency lamb sacrifice I carry colloidal gold with myself at all times and spray some under my tongue whenever I see especially poor, ugly or fat people, so that my auspicious aura is not disturbed and that I'm not affected with bad luck